Post by Flyboy on Jul 22, 2008 20:01:32 GMT -5
Voodoo zombies on an island. Scientists are researching cancer on an island. They try to help out the daughter of a voodoo priest but she ends up dying. He gets pissed & makes his wife a demon/zombie. The scientists shoot him. Then his dead wife comes back. Kills the scientists. I remember a dude getting his eye ripped out then his face ripped off afterwards. A little girl somehow escapes the island. She appeared to be 3 or so but the actress that did her voice was like 10 or 12 or something. Pretty funny. Fast forward 20 years later. Mercs & said girl are on a boat around that island for some reason. The boat messes up so they are forced to dock. Meanwhile, three random people are looking for answers about the disappearing scientists from 20 years earlier. One of the guys looks like a wimpy version of Chuck Norris. Then there's a dumb, whiny lady. The last person is Chuck Peyton aka porn star Jeff Stryker in a non-porn role. They go inside the place where the scientists were killed 20 years earlier & recite words from "The Book of the Dead." The funny thing is that the book is actually labeled "Book of the Dead". Pornstar reads some but gets scared. Chuck V2.0 then takes over. Recites the words. The dead are back. Chuck V2.0 & woman die. Pornstar escapes. Finds the other group of people in a house. They're tending to their friend Tommy, who was bitten by a straggler zombie that didn't have to go to hell or whatever. So the group: girl that escaped island, token black guy named Dan, toothless mulleted battle happy Rod, Hulk Hogan stached & balding Mad, Tommy of the dead, & some woman that likes Rod(in more ways than one probably). Well they're getting attacked by zombies when Pornstar arrives. They fend off the zombies for awhile. Then they slowly either die or become one of the undead. In the end, no one survives. I won't spoil the ending even though I just did by saying that no one survives. Pornstar gets a fist rammed into his back that comes out his front. Probably broke his goddamn spine too(Running Man reference). Main girl sacrifices herself to shut the door to hell & appears to be one of the undead as the credits start rolling.
I actually liked this movie better than Zombi 3. It had this ridiculous 1980s rock song at the beginning called "After Death" by Al Festa, which I have on my computer. The gore was pretty awesome for a low budget turd like this. The acting was bad as always but made the movie more enjoyable. Horrible dubbing again too but that also adds to the fun. Jeff Stryker reminded me of the guy that was doing it with the android in Jason X.
