Why the Zompocalypse is win-win for your love life

[UndeadNed]

Pretty funny article

LINK
(Possibly NSFW as there is a picture from Zombieland of a topless zombie stripper)

Slim Pickings

Fatties go first. It’s not discriminatory, it’s just statistics. The chances of you meeting slim girls to protect are a lot larger than plumper gals. Don’t tell me I’m going to Hell. Harold Camping already let me know that years ago.

[tannerboyle]

I wonder how many losers who've never even kissed a girl would try to keep a "cute" zombie girl captive and attempt sex with her.

Dr Logan was up to no good in Day. Remember those lines heard on the tape recorder? "Take THAT off! Take THAT OFF!"

A buddy of mine once joked (at least I hope that he was joking) that he would become a millionaire after Z-Day by finding cute female zombies and chopping their heads off. Then, he'd break out their teeth, and turn them into blow-job machines that he could sell to losers who never get laid.

It's a sick, sick world, sports fans....