Post by Flyboy on Aug 7, 2008 8:01:18 GMT -5
A loose sequel to The Slumber Party Massacre. An extremely crappy yet fun one at that. It recycles a scene where Russ Thorn(known as Jeremiah McPherson in Cheerleader Massacre) stalks Linda(Brinke Stevens) through a high school. Brinke reprises her role as a Linda as a nod to the original SPM because we all know that Russ Thorn killed her with his drill.
Anyway, dumbass cheerleaders, Buzzy, & their extremely hot coach run out of gas in snowy weather in the mountains. They find an abandoned cabin that hasn't been lived in for awhile but has plenty of food & supplies. Also, Jeremiah McPherson, a murderer, is on the loose. We all know what happens....or do we? We get a really thrown together & shitty last-minute plot twist that just adds to the shit value of this movie.
Cheerleader Massacre is basically soft-core porn with some terror(hilarious terror) thrown into the mix. We get two shower scenes, a few randomness of tits, a deleted scene featuring three naked women squirting chocolate syrup on each other in a bathtub in one of Buzzy's stories. Bad acting is all around as are shitty gore effects...well lack of gore but some blood. We get to see one decapitated body in the funniest scene in the movie where it knocks on a door. The coach opens the door & CGI blood is spraying out of the body. Then the surviving guy exclaims "They cut his fucking head off! They cut his FUCKING head off!" Hilarious! Look for a cameo from Samantha "Alchemy from Phantasm II" Phillips.
Overall, it's a really bad movie. It was filmed in 2002 & released in 2003. Despite it's terribleness, I enjoyed it. Mindless entertainment. I'd rather see low budget crapfests like this than most modern horror & PG-13 horror remakes.
The door knocking CGI blood-spewing decapitated body!
youtube.com/watch?v=yO8NfWZvPKk
Anyway, dumbass cheerleaders, Buzzy, & their extremely hot coach run out of gas in snowy weather in the mountains. They find an abandoned cabin that hasn't been lived in for awhile but has plenty of food & supplies. Also, Jeremiah McPherson, a murderer, is on the loose. We all know what happens....or do we? We get a really thrown together & shitty last-minute plot twist that just adds to the shit value of this movie.
Cheerleader Massacre is basically soft-core porn with some terror(hilarious terror) thrown into the mix. We get two shower scenes, a few randomness of tits, a deleted scene featuring three naked women squirting chocolate syrup on each other in a bathtub in one of Buzzy's stories. Bad acting is all around as are shitty gore effects...well lack of gore but some blood. We get to see one decapitated body in the funniest scene in the movie where it knocks on a door. The coach opens the door & CGI blood is spraying out of the body. Then the surviving guy exclaims "They cut his fucking head off! They cut his FUCKING head off!" Hilarious! Look for a cameo from Samantha "Alchemy from Phantasm II" Phillips.
Overall, it's a really bad movie. It was filmed in 2002 & released in 2003. Despite it's terribleness, I enjoyed it. Mindless entertainment. I'd rather see low budget crapfests like this than most modern horror & PG-13 horror remakes.
The door knocking CGI blood-spewing decapitated body!
youtube.com/watch?v=yO8NfWZvPKk