Post by kentweirdo on Aug 30, 2008 2:20:34 GMT -5
Title and synopsis.
Zombies of the Dead
"A group of sexy twenty-something teens- including a guy and a hot chick who wear glasses so you know that they're loser nerds, and one lipstick lesbo- are out on the beach for a drunken fuck-fest of a weekend (the audiences eat it up, because everyone wants a boner- whether they know it or not) when a nuclear power plant that was built on a fault line, because the land was cheap, has a big fuck-all accident. Soon, the dead are coming back to life and eating people.
This one chick is getting screwed doggystyle for a few minutes. When it abruptly stops, the bad actress notices that there are a few dudes in Woolworth's halloween masks eating her date's head. Bummer, dude.
So the zombies converge on the beach partiers. The big dude with frosted hair does his gay little scream, the obligatory black dude gets gangsta with his gat before getting torn in half, and the weekend lesbo runs into the woods, trips over a severed penis, and gets sexually assaulted by several vagrants. And zombies.
Meanwhile, the nerds run for it ('cause they're smart) and decide to lose their virginity to eachother before they get their arms torn off.
Then, an orange-picker named Juanito (Tom Savini cameo!) saves them right before they get down, adding so much hilarity to the situation. He dies, they take his car, throw in a few explosions and homophobic slurs, and we're all set!
All rap/hip-hop soundtrack from the hardest motherfuckers on mainstream radio.
Excuses GALORE to show tits (shirt caught on a branch, skimpy attire suffocates bimbo leaving her with little recourse, "it sure is hot out here, fellas", et cetera).
It'll make money. So much money that I can sled down the pile I'm gonna rake in. I'm the champ... I'm the champ... I'm the champ...
Next up: Dead Ringer: Phone of the Dead
Zombies of the Dead
"A group of sexy twenty-something teens- including a guy and a hot chick who wear glasses so you know that they're loser nerds, and one lipstick lesbo- are out on the beach for a drunken fuck-fest of a weekend (the audiences eat it up, because everyone wants a boner- whether they know it or not) when a nuclear power plant that was built on a fault line, because the land was cheap, has a big fuck-all accident. Soon, the dead are coming back to life and eating people.
This one chick is getting screwed doggystyle for a few minutes. When it abruptly stops, the bad actress notices that there are a few dudes in Woolworth's halloween masks eating her date's head. Bummer, dude.
So the zombies converge on the beach partiers. The big dude with frosted hair does his gay little scream, the obligatory black dude gets gangsta with his gat before getting torn in half, and the weekend lesbo runs into the woods, trips over a severed penis, and gets sexually assaulted by several vagrants. And zombies.
Meanwhile, the nerds run for it ('cause they're smart) and decide to lose their virginity to eachother before they get their arms torn off.
Then, an orange-picker named Juanito (Tom Savini cameo!) saves them right before they get down, adding so much hilarity to the situation. He dies, they take his car, throw in a few explosions and homophobic slurs, and we're all set!
All rap/hip-hop soundtrack from the hardest motherfuckers on mainstream radio.
Excuses GALORE to show tits (shirt caught on a branch, skimpy attire suffocates bimbo leaving her with little recourse, "it sure is hot out here, fellas", et cetera).
It'll make money. So much money that I can sled down the pile I'm gonna rake in. I'm the champ... I'm the champ... I'm the champ...
Next up: Dead Ringer: Phone of the Dead
