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Post by rogueslayer on Jul 30, 2008 2:29:03 GMT -5
Some of you who pass by homepageofthedead.com from time to time may remember this game from about four years back. It's a crude, immature game that has made a few rounds around a few message boards. You just take a Dead quote and swap a choice word with 'balls'.
"I want those balls on the air all the time!"
"With those baydoors open, there's gonna be a thousand balls in here."
"Jesus Christ, there's a thousand balls!"
"Shoot it, man! Shoot it in the balls!"
"Get its balls up. Get its balls up. Roger, get its balls up, man!"
"Let's go check those balls"
"They kill for one reason: they kill for balls. They eat their balls, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going!"
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Post by Flesh Eater on Jul 30, 2008 2:32:04 GMT -5
That last one is pretty funny.
Roger: Whad'ya think? Bag it or try for it? Peter: You game? Roger: I need lighter balls. Peter: You got it
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Post by Flesh Eater on Jul 30, 2008 2:34:22 GMT -5
Roger: One-stop shopping; everything you need, right at your balls.
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Post by tannerboyle on Jul 30, 2008 3:04:50 GMT -5
I'm the one who started that game...oh, so many years ago.
In those days, before I was banned from the Ho page, my screen name was....
dcburny!
As for the game....
"You're not just playing with your balls, you're playing with mine. Now, are you straight?"
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Post by blackknight273 on Jul 30, 2008 3:16:38 GMT -5
Quote the priest
"When the dead walk, we will stop the killing, or lose the balls
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Post by The Dead Walk! on Jul 30, 2008 10:18:31 GMT -5
"I call him balls. That's what the lodge fellows used to call my father. Can you imagine a surgeon called balls? Well, he didn't mind. He was rich. My father was rich. Bub's been responding so well that I let him live."
This game is fun!
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Post by rogueslayer on Jul 30, 2008 13:33:32 GMT -5
"Is that balls enough for ya?"
You're balls down there, I'm balls up here."
"This is something no one's ever heard about, and no one's ever seen before. This is balls on earth."
"Where's Ballboy?" "He's probably on the roof with Ballgirl"
"Officer, stop that ball!"
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Post by The Dead Walk! on Jul 30, 2008 15:09:53 GMT -5
"They're balls... they're all messed up!"
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Post by rogueslayer on Jul 31, 2008 1:53:11 GMT -5
"You never point balls at anyone, mister. Scary, isn't it? Isn't it?"
"When the dead walk senores, we must stop the killing or lose the balls".
"We've got to find more balls, maybe closer to Cleveland"
"My balls...I Left my goddamn balls in the other truck"
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Post by kentweirdo on Aug 11, 2008 20:29:25 GMT -5
I'm the one who started that game...oh, so many years ago. In those days, before I was banned from the Ho page, my screen name was.... dcburny! As for the game.... "You're not just playing with your balls, you're playing with mine. Now, are you straight?" I remember you! I stole the game from you and reposted it on imdb. Hope you don't mind. I've also credited you with the creation. www.imdb.com/title/tt0077402/board/flat/109719887
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Post by tannerboyle on Aug 11, 2008 23:04:00 GMT -5
It doesn't bother me--alot of other people took credit for it, too. LOL! ;D
If you remember me then you'll also remember what a goofy, sick, twisted mother-fucker I am! ;D
I just signed up at axlish's message board the other day--The Laurel Lounge. You ever pop by there?
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Post by kentweirdo on Aug 11, 2008 23:16:51 GMT -5
It doesn't bother me--alot of other people took credit for it, too. LOL! ;D If you remember me then you'll also remember what a goofy, sick, twisted mother-fucker I am! ;D I just signed up at axlish's message board the other day--The Laurel Lounge. You ever pop by there? And man, how they still repost the same lines and take all the credit. I remember a lot of people were talking shit to you almost every time you posted. Didn't understand why, but anyway, HPOTD is pretty much dead anyway, so screw 'em. I've never heard of that board. I'll have to look it up.
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Post by tannerboyle on Aug 11, 2008 23:25:33 GMT -5
It was a reputation thing.
When I first signed up in 2004, I fought in the Spanish American War of flames with a freak named Grimstories--the Phillipino white supremacist (and I'm not making that up).
He'd trolled and bullied the board for literally years, and I wasn't having it.
I ran that fuck off the board...but in the end it was like being the baddest gunslinger--everybody wanted to challenge me to a showdown.
It's hard being famous. ;D
I'm still good friends with a bunch of the old timers from there--I just touched base with axlish. Me and Kaos have been friends for years. Dudeofthedead is like a brother to me. Arcades057 and I are writing a zombie epic together, and he even lived with me for a while here in Fort Myers.....
Neil Fawcett can suck my cock, though. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by blackknight273 on Aug 11, 2008 23:55:20 GMT -5
I had a similar time at an old site called Morbid Horror a few years ago.
Back to topic
"Im running this monkeyfarm Frankenstein and I wanna know what your doing with my balls"
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