Post by blackknight273 on Jul 31, 2008 1:19:58 GMT -5
I like this series even though its only a solid half - like. I cant fucking stand that Milla Jovovich and really ruins it for me. I dont think shes attractive, she has no tits, and she just is fucking annoying.
Heres what I liked about the movies
RE 1 - some of the scenes of the zombies especially when they have people cornered in a small room are chilling. Especially when your baked. They have like this weird maggots squirming in cup look to them.
Plus they look more the ferocious than anything Romero has done. Romeros zombies seem to have that Grateful Dead concert goer look to them. They look more like stoners on the hunt for fritos, than zombies on the hunt for flesh. Kind of like me right now.
Things I could have done without - that stupid ass Matrix style fight scene and Milla
RE 2 Only half-half liked this one. I liked the first ten minutes of the zombies taking over. It was just like the game, and actually looked better than most of the shit Romeros done. And yes you got to see a little of Millas snatch. And Carlos and the pimp guy from the Fridays movies showed up and that was pretty cool.
Then she jumped through that fucking window on that bike. And ran down the fucking building...
RE 3 The first half of this was pretty damned good. So were the homages to Day of the Dead and The Road Warrior (I think they were homages and not ripoffs, the director is a fan). Then that cheesy fight scene with Milla twirling the knives and doing cheerleader kicks at zombies tuned me out again. And the rest of the movie didnt get better except for the tanker scene. But I liked the first half enough that I consider this my like and a half movie for only half liking the last one.
So what one is your fav or do you hate them all equally?
Heres what I liked about the movies
RE 1 - some of the scenes of the zombies especially when they have people cornered in a small room are chilling. Especially when your baked. They have like this weird maggots squirming in cup look to them.
Plus they look more the ferocious than anything Romero has done. Romeros zombies seem to have that Grateful Dead concert goer look to them. They look more like stoners on the hunt for fritos, than zombies on the hunt for flesh. Kind of like me right now.
Things I could have done without - that stupid ass Matrix style fight scene and Milla
RE 2 Only half-half liked this one. I liked the first ten minutes of the zombies taking over. It was just like the game, and actually looked better than most of the shit Romeros done. And yes you got to see a little of Millas snatch. And Carlos and the pimp guy from the Fridays movies showed up and that was pretty cool.
Then she jumped through that fucking window on that bike. And ran down the fucking building...
RE 3 The first half of this was pretty damned good. So were the homages to Day of the Dead and The Road Warrior (I think they were homages and not ripoffs, the director is a fan). Then that cheesy fight scene with Milla twirling the knives and doing cheerleader kicks at zombies tuned me out again. And the rest of the movie didnt get better except for the tanker scene. But I liked the first half enough that I consider this my like and a half movie for only half liking the last one.
So what one is your fav or do you hate them all equally?