Post by Flyboy on Oct 13, 2009 10:29:58 GMT -5
Hilariously bad but bad in a good way. I really enjoyed it. I liked it a little better than Psycho Cop Returns mainly because a bunch of teens get maimed. I didn't care about any of the characters except for Officer Joe Vickers, of course. They were all the same person to me. Watch out for Zack the trickster & his rock hard abs. Joe's one-liners were delivered with that Bobby Ray Shafer charm. I laughed. I also laughed every time he did his "Ha ha ha ho ho ho" laugh. I like how every other sentence is a mention of the Kato Kaelin caretaker, who took an axe to the head early in the film. It lacked gore. I actually think the horribly edited version of Psycho Cop Returns had more gore in it. Still, this movie was gold in the form of a wheel of cheese. I loved Joe's Bennettesque(Bennett from Commando) "death" at the hands of Dougie, who must've been a javelin throwing champion to make a tree branch go through Joe's chest. Another part that makes me laugh is when Officer Joe runs this girl down with a car. The girl is looking for her hairbrush, I believe & Joe hits her with a car. It's so unconvincing. The girl looks like she just pushed herself off the hood of the car while standing.
"Have a heart."
