Post by UndeadNed on Mar 29, 2010 23:25:13 GMT -5
Pretty funny article from cracked.com, about a guy being pen pals with a Zombie in a Zombpocalypse, and them exchanging their stories
LINK
Here's a small excerpt
LINK
Here's a small excerpt
From: Ian Fortey
Date: Tuesday 13 May 2025 06:01
To: Bub
Subject: Re: Re: Penpals
Dear Bub,
So you’re a… zombie? Is that the right term? I’ve never spoken to one before and I don’t want to sound like an idiot. I slept with a Korean girl in college and she got pissed when I called her Chinese once but this is kinda different.
I’m sorry to hear that everyone where you are is less than pleasant. It’s kind of the same here, too. The Intimidating Black Guy, the Hot Chick, the Everyman and the Asshole seem to take the spotlight most times, but the Bumpkin, the Stupid Girl, the Old Man and Quiet Dude Who Keeps One Sleeve Rolled Down and Sweats a Lot pipe up every so often. I’m not really sure where I fit in.
Your friend,
Ian
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From: Bub
Date: Tuesday 13 May 2025 12:22
To: Ian Fortey
Subject: Bullshit
Ian,
Yeah, zombie works for me. I gotta say, I’m a little jealous of you, man. I miss buoyancy. The other day I was shambling over this burning bridge, and fell right into the river. Sank like a goddamn stone. Then a trout ate my left eye.
I got so pissed after that I’ve just been sitting in a Starbucks for what I figure is at least six days, pounding away on this laptop that had some dude’s head on it. Trying to write a screenplay, actually.
The thing that sucks though is it’s always cold, which is so weird because literally everything around here is on fire. This guy next to me is on fire. Plus he keeps staring at me, which I hate. Oh, look at me, I have two eyes and both of them are on fire.
It’s just tough some days, ya know?
Sincerely,
Bub
Date: Tuesday 13 May 2025 06:01
To: Bub
Subject: Re: Re: Penpals
Dear Bub,
So you’re a… zombie? Is that the right term? I’ve never spoken to one before and I don’t want to sound like an idiot. I slept with a Korean girl in college and she got pissed when I called her Chinese once but this is kinda different.
I’m sorry to hear that everyone where you are is less than pleasant. It’s kind of the same here, too. The Intimidating Black Guy, the Hot Chick, the Everyman and the Asshole seem to take the spotlight most times, but the Bumpkin, the Stupid Girl, the Old Man and Quiet Dude Who Keeps One Sleeve Rolled Down and Sweats a Lot pipe up every so often. I’m not really sure where I fit in.
Your friend,
Ian
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From: Bub
Date: Tuesday 13 May 2025 12:22
To: Ian Fortey
Subject: Bullshit
Ian,
Yeah, zombie works for me. I gotta say, I’m a little jealous of you, man. I miss buoyancy. The other day I was shambling over this burning bridge, and fell right into the river. Sank like a goddamn stone. Then a trout ate my left eye.
I got so pissed after that I’ve just been sitting in a Starbucks for what I figure is at least six days, pounding away on this laptop that had some dude’s head on it. Trying to write a screenplay, actually.
The thing that sucks though is it’s always cold, which is so weird because literally everything around here is on fire. This guy next to me is on fire. Plus he keeps staring at me, which I hate. Oh, look at me, I have two eyes and both of them are on fire.
It’s just tough some days, ya know?
Sincerely,
Bub
